was the headline I spotted on a billboard outside a local newsagents' premises in town yesterday.
Can't find a link to this story anywhere, though.
Hmm... something fishy going on here,
...
... you couldn't make it up... or could you?
Well ...... someone has!
Good one Arthur, just fancy Fish & Chips not had any since June 2012
Originally Posted by Michael Parnham
... Michael,
Probably concocted by some journo with a penchant for puns ... like me!
You've got a great memory Michael I had think hard to remember having Haddock & Chips on MondayGood one Arthur, just fancy Fish & Chips not had any since June 2012
Ahh ... ditto! Alas, due to my need to take statins, I'm not supposed to eat fried chips and - since I don't fancy the oven/grill-baked ones - I'm left with a bit of "a chip on my shoulder"!just fancy Fish & Chips not had any since June 2012
Poor sole, maybe he was a lone shark
oh i miss my fish n chips
Sounds like a fine kettle of fishPoor sole, maybe he was a lone shark
He should know his plaice
Can't find a link to this story anywhere, though.... yep - that's ^ the one -
Poor sole, maybe he was a lone shark... pass the man a coconut! Better still - some rep - on my behalf for his find,
, ... as *this poor soul (*moi) has been told he needs to "spread some Reputation around before giving it to Doc Alan again" ... and I really wanted to show my appreciation for his research.
Probably a UKIPPER.
Hmm ... possibly Andy, or some disgruntledLabour supporter - who just saw RED
- because of "the chip on his shoulder" ...
...
If my name was Chip, I'd open a Fish & Chip shop and call it Chip's. When apostrophe pedants came in to complain, I'd teach them a valuable lesson about assumptions!
I'd call it 'Chips wiv every fin'.
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Ha....that's a great headline
Best I could come up with is Fryer Ruck.
In Yorkshire we always ask for scraps with our chips...so maybe...
If I might be permitted another chance to "chip~in"... I'd reckon the assailant was some insignificant 'wee tiddler' who simply didn't know his pla(i)ce!
Eflounder Holyfield v Fried Mayweather
Oops...thought these were already wrapped up.
Apparently the customer was previously a good egg....but now in a pickle.
Cod works in mysterious waysOops...thought these were already wrapped up.
He does.
Still waiting for my Jumbo sausage though.
Moreover ... in punchingIf I might be permitted another chance to "chip~in"above his weight, he was unaware of just how heavily the scales of justice might bear down on him.
Of course if you want the best...get yourselves to North Yorkshire.
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Starving Hagler v Sugar Tray Leonard
I can remember most of what I eat because I normally eat the same every Monday, Tuesday etc.!You've got a great memory Michael I had think hard to remember having Haddock & Chips on Monday
Reminds me of a story in the local newspaper some years ago. There was a long queue in the chippy, so this guy walks in naked.
He got served VERY quickly.
Apparently apart from one older woman who tutted, everyone else in the queue thought it was really funny.
Not going to try this.........it's too cold for a start!
Cod help us...
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