Farting

[stevewool]

I was in a cafe this evening, when I suddenly realised I needed to pass wind.
The music was really really loud, so I timed it with the beats.
After a few songs I started to feel better.
After I finished my coffee I noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my music on my iPod.

Thats funny

[Iani]

One of life's joys............................being in a very crowded lift, and.............well