
...
"BOTTOM" 
line is,
farting's simply
nature's way of
releasing the build~up of
gases in the intestines and,
as such, it is a perfectly
normal, inescapable practice that has been common to ALL mammals - ranging from the earliest
dinosaur right up to the newborn
human infant - ever since time
began. Indeed, there's an old saying, understood to've been attributed to the Scots Bard, Robert Burns:
"Whaur'er ye be
Let yer ain wind blaw free!"
OK ...

... there's a limit - a time and place. But, IMO, the only thing
offensive about a fart, is the odour it tends to create. And, Steve ... your thread's just a bit of harmless, light hearted fun.