Farting

[stevewool]

Thank you for the rep, Michael, oops sorry, wrong one. Thank you Arthur

[Michael Parnham]

Thank you for the rep, Michael, ups sorry wrong one, Thank you Arthur

Flatulence is the word that ought to have been used, it's a much more respectable title!

[stevewool]

Flatulence is the word that ought to have been used, it's a much more respectable title!

I could not spell flatchewlance and Ems had never heard of that word too, so she could not spell it

[malchard888]

I could not spell flatchewlance and Ems had never heard of that word too, so she could not spell it

If you used the rhyming slang term "jam Tart" maybe those more sensitive chaps in this forum who have maybe led a sheltered life wouldn't feel so offended hehe

[stevewool]

if you used the rhyming slang term "jam Tart" maybe those more sensitive chaps in this forum who have maybe led a sheltered life wouldn't feel so offended hehe

Could I use LEMON CURD

[malchard888]

Could I use LEMON CURD

That's the follow through Steve

[Arthur Little]

Could I use LEMON CURD

Certainly it would move things a stage further ... rhyming - as it does - with turd!