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    Burglar!

    A married couple are sleeping in bed one night, and a burglar breaks in!! He ties them both up and whispers something in the womans ear, then he goes in the bathroom. The husband says to his wife "I think he wants to have sex with you, be strong darling or he'll kill us both!" His wife says "He's just told me he is gay and he's gone to get the vaseline, now let's see how strong you are!"


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    Sorry, old I know..

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Still funny though.

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