Reports Of My Alien Abduction Are Not True.....

[KeithD]

I have quite enjoyed being probed

Due to my health problems, another project, and laziness , I haven't been around much . Thanks to a Nigerian doctor I found via a random email I received, I have now been cured of having a full wallet, and the miracle water he sent seems to be working. It is a bit salty and yellow though. My body is still screwed, but he did say it can take a few decades to work.

[Terpe]

Welcome back to the world

[grahamw48]

Haha....sorry, but the usual pains are still here too.

[les_taxi]

Welcome back missed the bollickings

[Dedworth]

Welcome back missed the bollickings

+1

[stevewool]

Ive missed all the Bollickings, I am a good boy

[KeithD]

If any aliens are reading this, can I suggest Vaseline before using a probe