Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."


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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."


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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."


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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."


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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."


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In a Veterinarian's
waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"


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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you
send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."


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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."


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Sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."


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Sign on the back of another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full
of Political Promises "