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    Maid Asks for Pay Rise

    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase

    The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
    She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
    Maria : "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze"

    "The first is that I iron better than you"
    Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maria : "Jor huzban he say so"
    Wife : "Oh yeah?"

    Maria : "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you"

    Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria : "Jor hozban did"
    Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"
    Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed"

    Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth

    Wife : "And did my husband say that as well?"
    Maria : "No Seņora....the gardener did"


    Wife : "So, how much do you want?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anakin View Post

    Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed"

    Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth

    Wife : "And did my husband say that as well?"
    Maria : "No Seņora....the gardener did"


    Wife : "So, how much do you want?"
    ... ... 's ... one way of "taking a rise" out of her employer.


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