The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria : "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze"
"The first is that I iron better than you"
Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria : "Jor huzban he say so"
Wife : "Oh yeah?"
Maria : "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you"
Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria : "Jor hozban did"
Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed"
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth
Wife : "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria : "No Seņora....the gardener did"
Wife : "So, how much do you want?"