I'll tell the missus that I'm going to get myself a mistress, but it's OK cos I won't be bringing her home and that makes it OK cos it's not classed as concubinage under Philippines law and she's a flipina so she should just accept it. Do you think this will work?
Well its doubtful whether your wife will agree to it, and she will not find it ok no doubt, however however, most Filipina's will admit that this goes on, provided that the husband does not co-habit withe the concubine (old term) Mistress (contemporary term) then he may get away with it for example if the meeting with the concubine only lasted say one night or two, but not more than that, she may decide to excuse his rather lustful behaviour.

On the other hand, I have seen one or two news clippings recently from the Visayan Daily, where a certain Lourdes Martinez was fed up with her husbands constant visiting to a mistress he had known for 1 year, her husband Raul, used to visit his mistress for extra-marital sessions, the wife Lourdes, fed up with his constant apologies and promises not to visit his mistress snapped and waited until he slept.

During his sleep, she sliced off his Penis with a carving knife and promptly informed the mans sister that she had done so.

Bacolod City Doctors at the Montelibano hospital promptly tried to sew back on the Penis, managing to get it back in position, but it is unlikely that Raul with have the full use of it in future.

Lourdes said to Visayan daily reporter " I was sick and tired of finding out that my husband was visiting his mistress, he promised me there was nothing in it, but still he continues to go and see her, I will not tolerate this any longer, and therefore I had to find a way to make it difficult for him to be with her"

Naturally the lopping off of his manhood will certainly make it difficult.

I would think twice about getting on the wrong side of a Filipino wife, do you know what I mean, you have to sleep sometime, and just when you thought it was safe to do so, off comes your prized possession, now be careful you guys out there, because youve only got one....and boy does it hurt if you have it lopped.

Ask Raul...he knows !!!

I should say my Gina and I discussed the matter of Mistresses, and she informs me, that one of the reasons why she wanted a foreign husband is that the problem in her barangay with men who have Mistresses, or men who go around with another, sneaking around, and going to short time hotel in secret.

She told me, she had heard, Western men treat their wife like Princess and does not have Mistress, so she is not expecting it, and does not expect to find it, but she did give a veiled threat, she told me "I think what Lourdes did was right" so watch out....Mr PETE !!