Tea, for the ... who was in shock and cold after taking a tumble in the street; and sympathy, too, as a passing off~duty female paramedic - who'd rushed to the pensioner's aid, while calling an ambulance - was treated to a most welcome (if unexpected) cup of coffee.

At the legend's expense. Good for him. Mind you ... ... with his dosh, I should imagine he'll be more than able to afford the cost of Starbucks!