Speaking to my daughter today and it seems they have just put down a deposit for a dog,
They can collect it at the end of January ,
What sort a mongrel i asked,
No its a cockapoo.
Thats a bird i said .
No its a cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle , so its a mongrel then i said,
And what price did they pay for the mongrel, sorry cackapoo £700
Well you can imagine what i said , plus i said get down to the local RSPCA and get a dog from there
Can't beat RSPCA Steve!
Cockapoo? A "cocker poodle do" sounds better!
Anyway, what happens when a pit bull terrier mates with a cocker spaniel?
You get a cockpit!
Pitbull + Shih Tzu = Bullshit
I know a family in pinas who had a dog for christmas....Dinner.
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This is what normally goes through my mind when i see car stickers saying "A dog is not just for Christmas". I would rather eat Turkey myself!Originally Posted by Tawi2
I know a family in pinas who had a dog for christmas....Dinner.
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