'Sherlock Holmes' Topped Festive TV Ratings

[Arthur Little]

How come? Having, for many years, been a fan of the Baker Street private detective tales, I'd looked forward to this episode's return to its original setting ... only to find myself HUGELY disappointed at the , senseless plotline.

! Hardly elementary, my dear Watson.

[Arthur Little]

! Hardly *elementary, my dear Watson.

But then ... ... so few television programmes *ARE nowadays.

[Arthur Little]

Honestly, ... has anyone ever seen such unintelligible nonsense as this latest [modernised] series, currently being screened on BBC1 at 9 o'clock on Sunday evenings?

... Arthur Conan Doyle must be turning in his grave, !