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    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

    ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE TRANSLATION

    Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

    Stupid Man Dum Gai

    Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

    Your price is too high!! No Bai Dam Thing!!

    Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

    I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat

    It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?

    Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

    That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

    I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

    Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena Song? Wai Yu Sing Dum

    You are not very bright Yu So Dum

    I got this for free Ai No Pei

    I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?

    Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

    Our meeting was scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

    They have arrived Hia Dei Kum

    Stay out of sight Lei Lo

    He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

    Your body odor is offensive Hu Man Go!

    Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
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    hmm ladyj, is this a dup post ...
    whats your excuse tooooo bizzy working ohhhhhhhhh ebaying

    oh .........


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    Haha! sorry I didn't know. It was my first time when I read this joke earlier and I thought it was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post





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    i'll let you off just this once
    seeing your a lady..

    but next time. rep will have to go


    have a good day ladyj, goto work now




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    I've seen that before...still makes me laugh though!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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