Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son of a bitch.
Priest: Why?
Girl : Father he touched me!
Priest: Like this..? (The priest then touches the girl)
Girl : Yes!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Yes, but then he stripped me naked!
Priest: Like this..? (The priest then rips the girl's clothes off)
Girl : Yes!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Yes, but then he had sex with me!
Priest: Like this..? (The priest then has wild sex with her)
Girl : Yes exactly like that!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son of a bitch!
Girl : But father he had genitle herpees!
Priest: That son of a bitch!
