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    Greet The Queen (lady j haha)

    This guy goes to greet the Queen and he does a big fart! The Queen's servant says "How dare you fart before the Queen?" He says "I didn't know it was her turn!!"

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    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
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    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    Queen changes a lightbulb..

    How does the Queen change a lightbulb? She just holds it and the whole bloody world revolves around her! .........

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    How does the Queen change a lightbulb? She just holds it and the whole bloody world revolves around her! .........


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