... perhaps - in the circumstances - I should've said, "feetish!

Animal lover, Sarah Nathan from Hamilton City, recently discovered her six-year-old Tonkinese, Brigit, has developed a penchant for men's socks.

Oh ... ... and (wait for it!) Brigit is also into male undergarments.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35859813

Knicker nicker?

...... ... eleven pairs and 50 socks. Quite a feat!