Glad you've finally been able to see the link I posted, Peter; I had to burst out laughing at the registration plate COF 1N! Plus, of course, the skulls for headlamps.
Shame about the lack of decent internet facilities - as well as the~all~too~frequent brown-outs - that seems to be part & parcel of life in ComVal province ... as I'd also discovered for myself, during the 3 months I stayed in nearby Tagum City back in 2008.
Anyway, I'm pleased you're being "compensated" for those inconveniences through your enjoyment of the lifestyle in the 'Paradise Islands'.