Friends Are Like Knickers

[Arthur Little]

Some crawl up your ... and
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength
to hold you up ... while
Some get a little tw~isted.
Some are your favourite,
Some you can see right thru,
Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
Others will cover your instead -
When you need them to!!

[Michael Parnham]

Some crawl up your ... and
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength
to hold you up ... while
Some get a little tw~isted.
Some are your favourite,
Some you can see right thru,
Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
Others will cover your instead -
When you need them to!!

Nice one Arthur

[stevewool]

So if you dont wear any , does that mean you may have no friends or could it be more friends

[SimonH]

So if you dont wear any , does that mean you may have no friends or could it be more friends

Depends if you're male or female, no friends if you're a man as anyone can clearly see you're nuts
and plenty of extra admirers if you're a woman

[Ako Si Jamie]

Some crawl up your ... and
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength
to hold you up ... while
Some get a little tw~isted.
Some are your favourite,
Some you can see right thru,
Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
Others will cover your instead -
When you need them to!!

And like knickers they can be full of sh1t too

Good little poem there Arthur. Very true.

[Arthur Little]

And like knickers they can be full of sh1t too

! Plus if the said garments happen to be full of holes - and are worn by an ultra religious freak - then the "brown stuff" would amount to Holy sh1t, also.

Good little poem there Arthur. Very true.

thanks, Jamie.

[Amaw2008]

A good friend will stick to you through thick and thin, and do their best to prevent a stain on your reputation