I remember a double-decker bus in London slicing open a big gash in his bodywork, many years ago.

He tried to cut me up by pulling across the front of my Bedford CA van... which was fitted with a particularly strong and sharp-edged front bumper.

He then stopped and started to mouth off to me... although it was his fault.

I just pointed to the massive damage he hadn't realised had been done to his vehicle, and would take some explaining back at the depot.... whereas not a mark on mine.