Promise not to laugh

Woke up in the very early hours of this morning with my index finger throbbing and hurting like hell

I'd had a dream that some bloke was having a go at my daughter Charleigh, which then escalated when I got involved. In my dream I'd gone to thump the bloke but ended up giving my bedside table a smack, hence waking up abruptly with a sore finger

Told Shey this morning and all she said was good job you weren't lying on your other side or I would have smacked her.

Still aching now