The bathroom/ library

[stevewool]

I love my bathroom/ library, its a place where i can spend a few minutes to a longer take your time , just to read the paper in peace,
So my daughter has brought me the perfect gift, The Ultimate LOO Book,
Its got 861 pages of facts and great ideas too, its better then taking your mobile phone with you and cheaper too, CHEAPER you say, yes if you drop the phone down the loo its going to cost you big time.
And did you know that Vic Reeves father and grand father share his birthday.
If i have to go to the loo again i shall share with you another fact,

[Steve.r]

I hope you don't get diarrhoea Steve

[stevewool]

Did you know women get more migraines then men, and because I had 2 pops yesterday, here is a fact from yesterday , the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body,

[Steve.r]

, the tongue is the strongest muscle in the female human body,

There, I fixed that for you Steve

[stevewool]

There, I fixed that for you Steve

God help you now my friend