A few jokes

[Michael Parnham]

A guy goes into a Scottish bakers,
"How much is that cake he asked",
"A poond"
What about that one,
"A poond"
And what about this one too,
"A poond",
All my cakes are a poond the baker says ,
Well how about this one then,
Ach "Thats two poonds"
Whys that,
"Thats Madeira cake"

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