A few jokes

[Michael Parnham]

Nice one Simon

[SimonH]

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.
The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber.
He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."
The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!"
The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking,
"Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"
He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

[SimonH]

Nice one Simon

Thanks Michael

[stevewool]

I watch a porn film last night,
This woman started w__king off this plumber,then a electrician,a painter then a gardener,
The film was called Jack Off All Trades

[SimonH]

I watch a porn film last night,
This woman started w__king off this plumber,then a electrician,a painter then a gardener,
The film was called Jack Off All Trades

[stevewool]

Despite getting my A level results and getting A,B,B,A, no employer will take a chance on me

[SimonH]

Despite getting my A level results and getting A,B,B,A, no employer will take a chance on me

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

[stevewool]

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

I Do, I Do, I Do I Do

[Amaw2008]

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

You just have to face it, this time you're through.....

[stevewool]

Yesterday while walking in town I saw a sign TURKEY £29, in a butcher's shop,
That's £300 cheaper then Thomas Cook

[stevewool]

Condoms aren't completely safe,
A friend of mine was having sex with his neighbour, but still her husband shot him

[stevewool]

I had to cancel my appointment with the sperm bank the other day.
I phoned them up and said I could not cum

[stevewool]

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

I Do, I Do, I Do I Do

[stevewool]

Paddy says to Mick, I can't remember the name of that film about the Greek gods staring Brad Pitt.
Mick says, TROY,
Paddy says I am but I still can't remember

[Michael Parnham]

Paddy says to Mick, I can't remember the name of that film about the Greek gods staring Brad Pitt.
Mick says, TROY,
Paddy says I am but I still can't remember

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