Must be said,this new crapper
'tis really looking very dapper
But step inside ... and you will see
It ain't too easy, to have a pee
Legs apart ... and in full view
Of others, who may be watching you,
Worse if you're a woman ... 'cos your bare ass![]()
Will then be displayed through frosted glass
Likewise when'er there's a need to poo,
"On the whole"- same story rings true!
Ere deciding to use this new lavy
Folk should employ their common savvy
By choosing to give this loo a miss
Since someone's trying to take the piss"!