Christmas is getting close

[stevewool]

Last week I watched my first Christmas TV advert, ' order now in time for Christmas delivery',
And now most adverts are trying to sell you all kiddies toys, god help my daughter with her son.
Cash is king this Christmas for the gifts I have told them all, I wonder what I may get again this year, they always asked what I would like, so I say cash and I shall put it against something that will cost to much to ask for.
What do they then give me, chocolates and socks.

[Slip]

Working for m&s distribution warehouse on the packing line, I'm seeing it all!
It's only going to get worse as well!

[stevewool]

Working for m&s distribution warehouse on the packing line, I'm seeing it all!
It's only going to get worse as well!

Do you have to be searched every time you leave , or go through some sort of detector

[Slip]

Do you have to be searched every time you leave , or go through some sort of detector

We have to push a button as we go out, it randomly lights green for go or red for search. I've never seen it go red. Or never seen anyone being searched. But I've only been there 4 days.

[grahamw48]

Aah.... the advantages of being an atheist.

I save a blinkin fortune.


I did get a delivery from Amazon this morning though.

6 pairs of Y-fronts.

1 electric kettle.

1 GB of RAM memory.


Now there's random for you ... and delivered on the sabbath.

[Arthur Little]

Christmas's gettin' nearer
And th'turkey's growin' fat,
A' thing's gettin' dearer
But there's nae surprise in that!

Aah ... the advantages of being an atheist.

Wallets tho', are gettin' thinnner
They're shrinkin' by the day,
Be ye, a saint or sinner
You're ... ... gonna hiv tae pay!

[grahamw48]

... and I will be in the Philippines for Xmas !

[Michael Parnham]

I haven't had a Christmas present for about 50 years unless I've treated myself

[grahamw48]

Don't you live near a Co-op ?

At Xmas, the one in our village sends out pretty young ladies dressed as Santa's elves, to bring us old folk a 'goody bag' full of groceries .

[stevewool]

I haven't had a Christmas present for about 50 years unless I've treated myself

Try giving a gift then you may receive one back in return

[Arthur Little]

... and I will be in the Philippines for Xmas !

Christmas o~er in the Philippines:
It started way back in September
So, of course, this now means
Gifts ... you must remember!

[stevewool]

Arthur you are in a jolly mood,
And with mentioning Christmas i am sure there will be lots of food,
A glass or two and maybe a beer,
I am sure that will raise a cheer.
I hope gifts galore will come to you,
But if they dont do not go Boo Hoo hoo


Not as good as yours Arthur but a laugh i hope it gave you

[grahamw48]

Christmas o~er in the Philippines:
It started way back in September
So, of course, this now means
Gifts ... you must remember!

I'll throw a party Arthur.... then everyone can share and be happy.

[Arthur Little]

Arthur you are in a jolly mood,
And with mentioning Christmas i am sure there will be lots of food,
A glass or two and maybe a beer,
I am sure that will raise a cheer.
I hope gifts galore will come to you,
But if they dont do not go Boo Hoo hoo

....... 's pretty good, Steve.

Not as good as yours Arthur but a laugh i hope it gave you

... you're [also] a poet, in case you didn't know it!