Christmas's gettin' nearer
And th'turkey's growin' fat,
A' thing's gettin' dearer
But there's nae surprise in that!

Quote Originally Posted by grahamw View Post
Aah ... the advantages of being an atheist.
Wallets tho', are gettin' thinnner
They're shrinkin' by the day,
Be ye, a saint or sinner
You're ... ... gonna hiv tae pay!