... haha, Graham ...
to laugh. But I'm reminded of a rather amusing incident from my dim and distant schooldays.
One afternoon in the '50s while waiting at the bus stop to go home, I noticed this young chap in the queue. Completely bald he was ... not a hair on his head.
Suddenly, the bloke turned round, and -glaring at me - enquired indignantly: "Hiv a' goat hoarns?"
"... n ...no", I replied, somewhat taken aback! "Wh ... why do you ask, erm ...?"
... "BECAUSE wi' the wey you're starin'
at me ... it's as if a' hud!"
Oh dear ...... what an embarrassing situation!
Apologies too, for hijacking your thread ... seeing that cute expression on the face of your little 'un took me back to what happened that day - now more than sixty years ago.![]()