What do you call a man who dresses up in a strange outfit, gains access to people's houses in the middle of the night, all the while laughing to himself and muttering that he's looking for children?
What do you call a man who dresses up in a strange outfit, gains access to people's houses in the middle of the night, all the while laughing to himself and muttering that he's looking for children?
So Santa and Christmas is bad...Is that your Christmas message??
Anything else to add?
I titled my post "seasonal humour" fred, under the impression that it might make you say hoho
My apologies for that post.. It was probably very late when I posted and didn't check that it was in the humour section.. Gives self slap.Originally Posted by Amaw2008
I titled my post "seasonal humour" fred, under the impression that it might make you say ho
Ok Fred, no prob
Very strange. I can never understand why parents lie to their children about someone who doesn't even exist
What even about the man under the stairs that's going to get her if she keeps being naughty?Very strange. I can never understand why parents lie to their children about someone who doesn't even exist
Well I thought it was quite funny
You think old Santa himself is scary?Check out krampus the austrian legend ghoul that beat people unconscious over the festive period,or Hanns Trapp who used to capture and salt down children to eat over the christmas timeif thats not enough to make people ho-ho-ho over their christmas roast i dont know what is
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Oh my God, neverYou think old Santa himself is scary?Check out krampus the austrian legend ghoul that beat people unconscious over the festive period,or Hanns Trapp who used to capture and salt down children to eat over the christmas time
Yes michael,some countries didnt believe in santathey believed in christmas CANNIBALS
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Bit like Easter here with their self flagellation
I have actually seen flagellants in the hunza valley in Pakistan,nuttersBit like Easter here with their self flagellation
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Seen It here, and as you say nuttersI have actually seen flagellants in the hunza valley in Pakistan,nutters
Especially when when carry a bucket of water with them to dip the leather strap in so the blood doesn't get congealed
Pakistani shia had chains with curved pieces of sharp metal on the ends to gouge out chunks of flesh,absolute brainwashed lunatics,never underestimate the stupidity of religious fanatics
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Pakistani shia had chains with curved pieces of sharp metal on the ends to gouge out chunks of flesh,absolute brainwashed lunatics,never underestimate the stupidity of religious fanatics
Ok you win
Never underestimate the attention of kids though. First time I saw it here there were 5 or 6 kids in the car and I said effing idiots when I saw it.
Few hours later another kid comes back to the inlaws place with blood on his back after copying the idiots and crying.
One of the other kids looked at him and in perfect English called him an effing idiot
Thanks for the rep, whoever gave it
Your a decent guy fred
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Daffy Duck calls the hotel reception and asks for a condom. They answer, "Yes sir, shall we put it on your bill." He replies, "Are you stupid? I'll suffocate."
Last night my wife asked me what I was doing on the internet. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you." she said, and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever, which is amazing because she's never shown the slightest interest in darts before.
Nice one
That tickled me no-end.
A real cracker.
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