Clue #2......Cmon
Clue #2......Cmon
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Most men do it here
Picking his nasal hair out?Getting his wife to do the hard work so she was driving the tricycle?She was running alongside feeding him from a bowl?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
It's much more simple than that
Colouring his grey hair with very dark hair dye while he is driving
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Was he asleep?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Nope
Your jokingOriginally Posted by SimonH
Nope, not sure what you're thinking of MichaelYour joking
No, I was thinking thisNope, not sure what you're thinking of Michael, I'm loving this thread
Ahhh, shaving with a cut throat razor
You'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer
No, this thread should be kept active even if we get the answers wrong it's still funYou'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer
Thanks Michael
I'll think of something else when someone's guessed correctly
OK...I know now..
He stopped his trike in the middle of the road..Got off...Pissed behind a post/tree/Jeep/House/ etc,had a good shake and then began again on his journey...All whilst texting his Girlfriend/Mistress etc.
Only missing one vital element Fred
Feel embarrassed starting this now as the answer is going to be a big disappointment
And refilled his bladder with red horse/san miguel/ tanduay
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Admired the 2 big hairs protruding from the wart on his cheek?Tried to spread the couple of hairs that exist between his nose and top lip somthey did actually look like a moustache instead of a teenage boys first bum fluff?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
..........Whilst texting his Mum/GF/Mistress?Wife or text mate and having the vulcanising guy repair his puncture in the middle of traffic whilst driver has a Ihi on Simons driver side wheel whilst the passengers ask him for refund..And refilled his bladder with red horse/san miguel/ tanduay
There are 100`s of different scenario`s...100% we`ll get there in the end Simon.. Dont you worry!
Most men do it ?
He was lying on his back lighting his farts ?
I must be in the minorityMost men do it ?
He was lying on his back lighting his farts ?
Actually, partially correct Graham
He was lying on his back under the tricycle fixing/bodging it whilst texting his blah blah with his passengers still inside so as not to give them eligibility to claim fare refund?...Actually, partially correct Graham
Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.
Ok slightly easier one to work out......
A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.
Why
He was doing what??? What like an American Fag?? In the street?Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.
Ok slightly easier one to work out......
A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.
Why
Never seen that before...Even here.
Congrats.
The bloke was a lighthouse keeper ?
Lighting a ciggieI was expecting something much more dramatic
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
No that was a different incident... trying to find a link for you.
CorrectThe bloke was a lighthouse keeper ?
Haha... some brain cells still work.Correct
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