Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.
Ok slightly easier one to work out......
A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.
Why
