Todays joke

[Longweekend]

Wife came home and found her husband charging around with a fly swat. What the hell are you doing? he said killing flies, I've got three males and two females. Intrigued she said how do you know the difference? easy, the three males were on a beer can and the females were on the phone....

[Michael Parnham]

Wife came home and found her husband charging around with a fly swat. What the hell are you doing? he said killing flies, I've got three males and two females. Intrigued she said how do you know the difference? easy, the three males were on a beer can and the females were on the phone....

Love this one