Simple....cut his leg off.....and eat itOriginally Posted by pennybarry
Simple....cut his leg off.....and eat it
Keith - Administrator
ATTENTION ALL SMOKERS!!! I KNOW THE SECRET OF GIVING UP SMOKING!!! IT IS HYPNOTHERAPY!!!! THAT'S RIGHT HYPNOTHERAPY!!! THERE IS A FANTASTIC STOP SMOKING HYPNOTHERAPY CD YOU CAN GET FROM WATERSTONES!! IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!! PATCHES ARE FOR THOSE HOLES IN YOUR TROUSERS!!! NICCOTINE GUM IS FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO EAT CIGARETTES!!! BUT THE STOP SMOKING HYPNOTHERAPY CD IS FOR GIVING UP SMOKING!!! AND IT WORKS!!! AS FAR AS I KNOW IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS!! If your still having trouble giving up after listening to the hypnosis cd, you can visit a proper hypnotherapist who can brainwash your mind into believing you are a non smoker!! It WORKS!!!!!! People don't believe me!! It's frustrating to see so many people wasting there time and money when all they need is a bit of hypnotherapy!!Seriously hypnotherapy can be very effective!! Some hypnotherapist's will give you your money back if you smoke again..but you wont
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Nigel - I would LOVE to believe you.
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al.
It's simple to give up. First thing you do in the day is go outside, and pick up a dog turd. Then light a ciggie, and then dip the filter end in the turd.....enjoy the rest of your smoke
Keith - Administrator
so you've been to therapy scouser keithIt's simple to give up. First thing you do in the day is go outside, and pick up a dog turd. Then light a ciggie, and then dip the filter end in the turd.....enjoy the rest of your smoke, i thought so, well thats one method they use to try to stop you smoking, same with dieting, whats the first 3 letter of the word die
best thing to use for anythnig like this is called EFT (Emotional Freedom Techniques), google it, there was a tv program on not long ago and a couple of 'famous' people used it to quit smoking, but it can be used for anything, i think 'jordan' the glamour gal was one of them...
Simple....cut his leg off.....and eat it
DO I NEED TO COOK HIS LEG?AND WHAT TYPE OF COOKING IS BEST? hmmMMM murcon OR mECHADO?
And remember girls, smoking 'causes impotence.
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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