I dont have the saying for the wife sitting next to you who does not drive but knows everything about it.
Your to close, your driving to fast, there is a space over there, you can get into that gap, just park here, how long will you be.
And all this in a afternoon too.
And saying "WHOS DRIVING" does not help, it just gets me cheesed of then i get like a cry baby and dont talk for the rest of the day, while life goes on just dandy for Ems