Who has anything false

[stevewool]

Just a little fun here but is there any members here who has anything false and if so what is it and have you got use to it too.
I have a false tooth, yes it's just the one but it's right in front and at the top too and it's bloody awful .
I wear it daily but I have never gotten use to it , I use the fixident stuff to keep the plate in place but I can't wait to go home and take the thing out.
But here lies another problem, once it's out try cutting meat or pasta or anything with a space in your teeth.
So what false stuff have you got or are you ashamed to mention it.
Hair, legs, arms, eyes even false friends I am sure I have a few of those too.

[Longweekend]

Does a dodgy Rolex count...?

[stevewool]

Does a dodgy Rolex count...?

Yes it does ,you are now part of the false gang, welcome.
I have a false tag huwe watch too

[Terpe]

I have a false sense of security when it comes to HMRC (tax)

[stevewool]

I have a false sense of security when it come to HMRC (tax)

That does not count, pay your taxes

[Terpe]

That does not count, pay your taxes

I pay plenty of taxes.
All I want is my repayment of overpaid tax for the 2016-2017 tax year and an NT code on my private pension.
I shouldn't have to fight a war to get my legal entitlement

[stevewool]

I pay plenty of taxes.
All I want is my repayment of overpaid tax for the 2016-2017 tax year and an NT code on my private pension.
I shouldn't have to fight a war to get my legal entitlement

Is it harder because you are so far away to try to sort all this out, or would it be the same if you was back in Northamptonshire .

[Terpe]

Is it harder because you are so far away to try to sort all this out, or would it be the same if you was back in Northamptonshire .

Well it's a little more complicated especially with time difference and needing to make most requests in writing. It usually takes 20days each way by regular mail and about 1 week via EMS (costs around P1800)

It would still be a pain though living in UK

[stevewool]

Just adding to this and my own false tooth,
The other night i was talking to Emma minus my tooth and i said " i am starting a new thread".
Well she looked up and she new i was on the forum and said to me " whos making a threat at you".
I had to give her the look of silence and then the shake of the head slowly at first, then what made it worst she said it again but with more of a lisp.
Its a good job a lub her

[Janedan0913]

Just adding to this and my own false tooth,
The other night i was talking to Emma minus my tooth and i said " i am starting a new thread".
Well she looked up and she new i was on the forum and said to me " whos making a threat at you".
I had to give her the look of silence and then the shake of the head slowly at first, then what made it worst she said it again but with more of a lisp.
Its a good job a lub her

Aww bless madame emma...this made my day...

[Janedan0913]

Just adding to this and my own false tooth,
The other night i was talking to Emma minus my tooth and i said " i am starting a new thread".
Well she looked up and she new i was on the forum and said to me " whos making a threat at you".
I had to give her the look of silence and then the shake of the head slowly at first, then what made it worst she said it again but with more of a lisp.
Its a good job a lub her

Aww bless madame emma...this made my day...

[Slip]

I too have a fake tooth at the top front. However mine is screwed in and fixed and has been there for over 20 years.... a result of an argument with a spanner!

[stevewool]

I too have a fake tooth at the top front. However mine is screwed in and fixed and has been there for over 20 years.... a result of an argument with a spanner!

At first I had a screwed in one but it came loose, and then they said I can't have another one fitted, so I have this dinner plate, well that what it feels like sometimes, and yes before anyone's says it,"I don't have that big of mouth"

[Longweekend]

Apparently on the TV advert they say 'Gorilla' sticks anything....

[stevewool]

Apparently on the TV advert they say 'Gorilla' sticks anything....

Not a chance, I just have to suffer and speak with a whistle

[Arthur Little]

Practically all of my teeth are false.

Well, at 72, isn't too unusual, ... except for the fact that, [nearly] half of my natural teeth were extracted in 1971 when I was only 27 years' old, simply because the dentist responsible for their removal told me I'd what he called, "an awkward bite"!

Now, ... ... whatever the hell he meant by that, I'm still NONE the wiser. But, I've several times, since, been reliably informed by my *present dentist, such a radical procedure would NEVER even be contemplated nowadays.

"How come?" I remember once asking *him, "that the ancient Queen Mother could possibly have managed to've kept her "crowning glories" until her passing at the age of 102, or so?

"Hah! - "wouldn't have fancied being in a downdraught of her", he'd replied.

Hopefully, this tale of woe hasn't become a "bore" for those who already have enough on their plates!!!