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    So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.

    A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

    This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

    My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
    I said "40"

    I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
    It's shift work.

    Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

    Two blondes meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other "I need you to help me get to the other side!"
    The other blonde replies "You’re on the other side!"

    My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.

    What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.


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