A blonde woman was caught speeding by a blonde female officer.
"I need to see your driver license", said the blonde cop.
The blonde driver dug through her purse, becoming agitated that she couldn't find it, finally said, "What does it look like, officer?"
The lady cop said, "It's square and has your picture on it."
The female blonde driver at last found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the blonde lady cop. "Here it is", she said.
The blonde officer looked at it, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize that you were a cop.".....