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    Smile Don't mess with the gay flight attendant

    Hi Guys,

    Takes a really good joke to make me laugh out loud - this one did!

    Credit to 'Progmeister' from the Dumaguete forum from whom I have 'pinched' it.



    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, B*tch."

    Al.


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    Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! Like it!

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    thats great Prof Al, nice to start the new year with a big smile on our face...he he he ha ha ha


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    On the subject of Royalty..How does the Queen change a lightbulb? - She just hods it and the whole bloody world evolves around her!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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