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    Hi guys,

    I think I can maybe get away with a dirty joke by saying - I do not understand the following - can anyone explain it to me.



    A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was
    washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
    monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
    recognizable movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
    crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
    her out of the coma."

    The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
    curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
    wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
    rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

    The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".



    Al.


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    thats funny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Hi guys,

    I think I can maybe get away with a dirty joke by saying - I do not understand the following - can anyone explain it to me.

    Al.




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    I vote we send Teach to the Philippines for one year.....and he can leave tomorrow....


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    thats a good recommendation Mod Rob, hope the Admin approve it right away..he he he


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    Ahh thats right!!
    Send him over here for me to deal with eh?


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    Can anyone explain?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    thats a good recommendation Mod Rob, hope the Admin approve it right away..he he he
    Well, that could be a problem, as I've sent him away as well, next it will be Pete and joebloggs....


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    That's wicked Al! But anyway, happy trip.
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    Thank you everyone! My next communi. will be from MY HOUSE

    Also, I would like to treat you all by saying - Drinks are on Keith!!

    Al.


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    Great joke!!


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