http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictu...philip+farted/ ... accompanied by three graphic illustrations:
(i) Thinking about it. "... RRRIFTER~~~"!
(ii) "Ohh, ... WOW! .......... s A BEAUTY", chortles Harry. "Phew," says Anne ... wrinkling her nose in disgust. "Mama ... DID one bring the corgis??"
(iii) Harry very soon changes his tune. "Oof", he says, turning away to cover his nostrils. Whilst HM is, of course, most decidedly NOT amused!