"Mistress Dispelling"

[Arthur Little]

... it ISN'T a misspelling, it's the name given to a new industry that has emerged in China - one that helps aggrieved husbands and wives separate errant spouses from their lovers !

... don't believe me?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42368754 ...

[grahamw48]

My Mrs would keep it simple, I'm sure... by just separating my testicles from my body.