O' Flower Of Scotland ... Variation!

[Arthur Little]

1. NO flour in Scotland
... when will we see
Sliced breid again?
No 'Mithers' Pride' for
Yer wee bit pieces 'n' jam,
No cheesey toasties
( ... fur wha?)
Nae Tartan Army
Jist picturs of empty shelves
Aye, blink ... again!


2. Those days are past, now
Tho' icy blasts they remain,
But we might still drive (how?)
Tae get to Asda again
An' staun in queues there
(Whit ... ... fur?)
Wur mulk 'n' whusky
Then carry them homeward
Tae drink again ...

... Cheers!

[Arthur Little]

... wasn't my compilation; , I saw it earlier on facebook and thought it well~worth sharing!