A D.J. holds a competition and asks listeners to call in and give a commonly used word that's not in the dictionary. The 1st caller says "Goan" as in "Goan f*ck youself!!" The D.J. says "Your a rude man we'll go to the next caller!"
The 2nd caller says "Smee!" The D.J. says so what does smee mean?" The caller says "Smee again go f*ck yourself!!"