When it's dark ootside an' pissin' doon,
When it's awfy wild ... 'n' blawin' a hoolie,
Stick yer feet in somethin' woolly.
Nae better place than bein' inside
Cooriein' in by yer ain fireside.
Or in yer kip, listenin' tae the rain
Bouncin' aff yer windae pane!