5 o'clock tonight, and the raceis on! So - just for fun - here is an irreverent look at a selection of candidates.
Forerunner Boris Johnson has
vowed he won't make more faux pas,
By crusading with a *lower profile
Despite *this not being his usual style.
Under a cloud is Michael Gove's campaign,
Since he's admitted snorting cocaine
But still he feels we otta know
that was 20~odd years' ago!
E'en Rory Stewart could face a ban
Foropium in Iran
,
"Come clean" also ...... was his aim
Because he too is full of shame.
Tax cutsfor the lower paid,
Are pledges Dominic Raab's now made:
"Deal or none - we're out the (EU's) "door"
Hmm ...... we've heard it all before!
These then ... they're just four
Whom Tories will be voting for
Despite there being a further seven
Making a grand total of eleven.
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Originally Posted by Arthur Little
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