Classroom Capers

[Arthur Little]

School pupil farts loudly during a science experiment ... thereby being ordered to peruse - and copy out - instructions on how to neutralise atmospheric pollution!

[grahamw48]

I was always a champion farter at school.. particularly at 'sensitive' times, such as prayers, during school assembly.

[Arthur Little]

I was always a champion farter at school.. particularly at 'sensitive' times, such as prayers, during school assembly.

... funnily enough, occasionally I've wondered what the reaction would be if someone in a congregation had the temerity to let out 'a right rifter' during the sermon.

[grahamw48]

Hopefully the man in the sky has a sense of humour.