Man Jailed For Stroking His *Courgette In Public

[Arthur Little]

https://www.metro.co.uk/2021/02/08/m...ng-it-14045808 ...

... 'nuff said - wanker!

[Arthur Little]

Glancing at the headline, my initial reaction had been, *'s a bit hard ... until reading he'd previously been up on a rap for a whole string of serious, sexually~deviant offences.