Fish and Chips?

[KeithD]

American breakfast....UG!!

All we've had for the last week in the hotel is;
Sliced sausage....looks like hot dog....tastes like dog!
Sausage that looks like a burger, but just tastes of spices..
Biscuits....THEY ARE BLOODY SCONES U STUPID YANKS
Scrambled eggs with cheese....sliced!!! All you can taste is pepper.
Waffles that aren't real English waffles....POTATO not FLOUR
Blueberry & chocolate muffins...IT'S BREAKFAST U IDIOTS
Cereal....multi-coloured chemical ridden crap hoops
Coffee's nice though!!!!

[andypaul]

American breakfast....UG!!

All we've had for the last week in the hotel is;
Sliced sausage....looks like hot dog....tastes like dog!
Sausage that looks like a burger, but just tastes of spices..
Biscuits....THEY ARE BLOODY SCONES U STUPID YANKS
Scrambled eggs with cheese....sliced!!! All you can taste is pepper.
Waffles that aren't real English waffles....POTATO not FLOUR
Blueberry & chocolate muffins...IT'S BREAKFAST U IDIOTS
Cereal....multi-coloured chemical ridden crap hoops
Coffee's nice though!!!!

The muffin marlarky is creeping in here i was staying at a hotel for a work recently and they had muffins avaiable. Which was handy for morning break but breakfast