Hilarious Misunderstanding On A Plane!

[nigel]

Can't quite remember where I got this..I think someone emailed it to me!

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[nigel]

Awww it didn't attatch! I'll just have to type it!!

"It's been reported that an employee for Ansett Australia Airlines, who just happened to have the surname of "gay" got on a plane recently using a 'free flight' offer for staff.

However, when Mr Gay went to his seat, he found it being occupied by a fare paying passenger. So, not wanting to make a fuss, he simply found another seat.

Unknown to Mr Gay, another Ansett flight at the airport was experiencing mechanical problems. So the passengers on this flight were being re-routed to various other aeroplanes.

A few were put on Mr Gay's flight and anyone holding a free ticket were being 'bumped off'. Ansett officials, armed with a list of these 'freebee' ticket holders boarded the plane, to remove them in favour of fare paying passengers.

Of course Mr Gay was not sitting in his allocated seat, when the ticket agent approached the seat where Mr Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked the startled customer "Are you gay?" The man shyly nodded that he was! At this point she demanded "Then you have to get off the plane!"

Mr Gay, overhearing the what the agent had said, tried to clear up the confusion. He said "You've got the wrong man, I'm gay!" This caused an angry third passenger to yell "Hell I'm gay too!! They can't kick us all off!"

Confusion reined as more and more passengers complained that Ansett had no right to remove gays from they're planes!

Ansett have refused to comment on the incident!"

[vrn]

.....BouncyBouncy:

pitiful Ansett

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