British Summer Has Arrived

[KeithD]

I'm now brown, and the wife is white. Trump identifies me as black, although not black all the time, just when I'm Indian!

[Rory]

I had to ban the wife from using whitening soap years ago, she still tries to sneak some "whitening" cream in to her collection of cosmetics she has stashed in the bathroom.

Keith, you know brown is the new black.

[Slip]

Just had a week at Butlins, all could afford this year after a month in Philippines last year!! Was lovely and hot everyday, although I’m not brown, more postbox red!

[KeithD]

I had to ban the wife from using whitening soap years ago, she still tries to sneak some "whitening" cream in to her collection of cosmetics she has stashed in the bathroom.

Keith, you know brown is the new black.

My wife is like a ginger Scotsman, too long in the sun and she will self-combust!